The Epistemic Hairball All Star Shoe Band

Free Rider

I’m a Free…eee…eee… Rider,
You best never try to tread on me.
I’m a Free…eee…eee… Rider,
Lord, I really loves my Bag of Tea.
I’m a Free…eee…eee… Rider,
Just don’t want no Commie ‘BamaCare,
I’m a Free…eee…eee… Rider,
Hussein, come bite my Ron Paul underwear.

I’m a Free…eee…eee… Rider,
Got my silly hat and a misspelled sign.
NBC.c.c.c.cc.cc..eeee, where’s your camera?
Come shoot me while I bitch and moan and whine.
I’m a Free…eee…eee… Rider,
Gets my information from Fox News.
Hann-i-Teee..eeee..eee’s my Decider,
He’s my Go-To Guy when I need a clue.

I’m a Free…eee…eee… Rider,
Obama, you jus’ aint’ the Boss of me.
O’-Rei…leee…eee…eee, he done said so,
Dey ain’t no co-pays on my Liberty.
I’m a Free…eee…eee… Rider,
Don’t want no Gubmint in my Medicare.
I’m a Free…eee…eee… Rider,
SSI will pay for my wheelchair...

I’m a Free…eee…eee… Rider,
I’m a Free…eee…eee… Rider,
I’m a Free…eee…eee… Rider,
I’m a Free…eee…eee… Rider...

Words & music Copyright © 2012 by Bobby Gladd.
All rights reserved. Vocal harmonies by Dr. Lenny.
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